That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
friends who can tell you how stupid they think you’re being, and how much they disagree with your decision on something, but still stress that they support you in whatever you decide to do a truly a rare breed. those are people you should really hold on to, those are real ass friends
i will never be able to mentally grasp the whole straight man concept where they can grab eachothers asses and say the nastiest raunchiest shit to eachother but the second they find out someone’s gay they wanna throw a temper tantrum. straight men are highkey the fakest bitches out there and need to get a grip